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The Sun's not yellow it's chicken

JTEM whining about this & that, plus the secrets of the universe and the occasional chicken recipe.
Apr 21 '14
Apr 21 '14

Religious arguments? Existence? God? Science? Sort of…

The best argument in favor of the existence of God:

Life on Earth.

Think about it. Science likes to say that life formed spontaneously from organic molecules  — “Abiogenesis.” Okay, that sounds plausible. Right?  There’s all these molecules floating around…. just sort of mucking about…. nothing better to do… so they start to line up, cling together and next thing you know the damn things are replicating.

Life.

Well, this process continues on & on… time is sloooooooooowly dragging on… a few million years (or tens of millions (or hundreds of millions)) and the now the lil’ buggers are becoming more & more complex…. sophisticated. They’re “Evolving.” That’s the theory anyway, or something approaching that, and it doesn’t sound half bad. Except maybe for one little detail.

Why’d it stop?

I mean, for crying out loud, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting an organic molecule. And what is a dead cat  (or a live one for that matter) BUT a whole mass of organic molecules?  If it all starts with organic molecules, well, we humans literally *ooze* organic molecules, now don’t we? Why did you think they invented Kleenex for?  Or toilets for that matter? Organic molecules. Lots & lots of organic molecules:  Here an organic molecule, there an organic molecule, everywhere an organic  molecule…. Old McDonald had an organic molecule, ee-eye, ee-eye oh!

When did life STOP spontaneously forming?  Why did life STOP spontaneously forming? Did it stop?

By some measures at least, the environment awaiting a determined new life form would be far more favorable RIGHT NOW than anything it’s predecessors faced. We produce oodles & oodles of organic molecules every day, while if the scientific idea is right then that first life form had only those organic molecules that fell from space inside of meteorites, and only about HALF of those appear to be of any use.  See, there are “Left handed” molecules and “Right handed” molecules, but life seems to only be concerned with left handed molecules.  In nature, amongst non-organic sources they seem to occur in roughly equal numbers, left & right. So, if there was that first life form that spontaneously formed it could only work with maybe half the organic molecules on the planet, and all of them had to come from space. Today, though, the earth is choked with organic molecules — the “Left handed” or “Correct” ones.  We make our own, *Scads* of them. You’d think that if it were possible for life to just kind of “Spontaneously” form, now would be the time to do it.  In fact, it should probably be happening repeatedly, quite regularly.

So what’s the deal here?

If life can spontaneously form it should be spontaneously forming. Period.  We should be watching it happen all the time. And if life can’t spontaneously form then it has to be created, and that my dear fellows requires a God.

So, again, I ask you; what’s the deal here?

Apr 20 '14

theoriginofthespecies asked:

I agree. You got issues. But thats why I like you.

Fair enough, but I know why YOU think that. Or I think I know why you think that… I think… what you think… I know I think…

Apr 20 '14

brendomiryr asked:

Wow you got issues.

A little context would have gone a long ways here.

Apr 20 '14
So I got my Mom some Peeps

So I got my Mom some Peeps

Apr 20 '14
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Heterosexual sex is unnatural and against the wishes of God.

After all, if man was ever intended to have sex with a women, wouldn’t God have created both man & woman at the same time?

Woman would not have been created as an afterthought, as the great & Infallible Holy Scriptures tell us. If the male’s penis was designed to penetrate a woman, surely God would have intended to create a woman and, being the All-Powerful creator of Heaven & Earth, would have done just that. But God did not do that.

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The Book of JTEM
Apr 20 '14
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F**ed-up people don’t need a reason.

We find comfort in rational explanations. They assure us that we’re okay. After all, if there’s a perfectly rational (though tragic) cause for a certain nut cases behavior, the absence of said cause within our lives (or the lives of the people around us) brings us immunity. We like to pretend that we’re immune.

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The Book of JTEM
Apr 20 '14
"Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them."
The 111th Rule of Acquisition (canon)