The Sun's not yellow it's chicken

Reality pisses me off, too!

betterthingstodothandrugs:

I honestly get really annoyed when people talk about the FED printing money and causing inflation.

Yeah! Who the hell wants to see their income stable, let alone grow? Inflation is good!

I mean, with wages already dropping, inflation helps us to let go of the unimportant things — like homes, cars, vacations, internet & stuff like that. Money makes us miserable, which is why you constantly see rich people discarding it and choosing a life of poverty. Being wealthy sucks. Being poor, on the other hand, opens us to unimaginable joys which we could never otherwise experience.

Imagine, for example, all the pleasure in eating a tiny morsel of meat when you can’t afford it, and went the last 6 months eating nothing but porridge…

I bet you’d enjoy it, wouldn’t you? You’d feel lucky — “Blessed” — to have gotten that sliver of meat, and the taste would be all the more spectacular for having waited so long.

All that joy would be robbed of you if you listened to those damn liberals and started caring about jobs THIS and wages THAT. The liberals want to deny you of your joys.

And education! What do you need an education for? Show me where in the bible it says that you need to be able to read & write in order to get into Heaven.

You can’t. Know why? ‘Cus it doesn’t say that!

Jesus will love your children all the more if they are poor and uneducated. In fact, he says that they will inherit the world! Seriously, the world — the Whole! World!

Liberals are trying to take the world away from your children. Our Lord and Savior is trying to give your children the entire world, all for them, and Liberals are trying to stop Jesus.

Do you want your children to inherit the whole world? Do you want them to experience everlasting life in Heaven? Then tell those liberals “NO!”

And, speaking of Heaven:  Notice how the liberals want to keep your children out? I say again, liberals are trying to stop your children from going to Heaven. Take healthcare for example.

If God calls your child, if God so loves your child (or spouse, or parent) that he calls them to Heaven with, say, a heart attack, cancer or routine infection, who amongst us would stand in God’s way? Who would deny loved ones everlasting life? Who would slam the gates of Heaven shut on those lucky enough to be called? Who is evil enough to even try?

Liberals!

Liberals stand between you and God. “Eeew!  Eeew!  I’m a liberal!  I don’t want you to go to Heaven!  I think I know better than God!”

Liberals…  Sheesh!

(This message brought to you by 50 years of Republican policy)