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The Sun's not yellow it's chicken

JTEM whining about this & that, plus the secrets of the universe and the occasional chicken recipe.
Oct 22 '12
MST3K
Lyrics: Joel Hodgson and Josh Weinstein
Sung by: Joel and the Joels [Joel Hodgson]
In the not-too-distant future —Next Sunday A.D. —There was a guy named Joel,Not too different from you or me.He worked at Gizmonic Institute,Just another face in a red jumpsuit.He did a good job cleaning up the place,But his bosses didn’t like himSo they shot him into space.We’ll send him cheesy movies,The worst we can find (la-la-la).He’ll have to sit and watch them all,And we’ll monitor his mind (la-la-la).Now keep in mind Joel can’t controlWhere the movies begin or end (la-la-la)Because he used those special partsTo make his robot friends.Robot Roll Call: (All right, let’s go!)Cambot! (Pan left!)Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)Croooow! (He’s a wisecracker.)If you’re wondering how he eats and breathesand other science facts (la la la),Then repeat to yourself, “It’s just a show,I should really just relaxFor Mystery Science Theater 3000!”

MST3K

Lyrics: Joel Hodgson and Josh Weinstein

Sung by: Joel and the Joels [Joel Hodgson]

In the not-too-distant future —
Next Sunday A.D. —
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn’t like him
So they shot him into space.

We’ll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He’ll have to sit and watch them all,
And we’ll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Joel can’t control
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.

Robot Roll Call: (All right, let’s go!)
Cambot! (Pan left!)
Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)
Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)
Croooow! (He’s a wisecracker.)

If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, “It’s just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!”

(Source: thejohnblog)

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