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The Sun's not yellow it's chicken

JTEM whining about this & that, plus the secrets of the universe and the occasional chicken recipe.

Posts tagged His

Feb 14 '14

Kids are never more angelic (or well behaved) than when they’re asleep

Jan 1 '14

Heard a million times...

  • Random stranger: What a beautiful baby!
  • My brother: Thank you.
  • Random stranger: What's her name?
  • My brother: William.
Sep 13 '13

I’m not here.

Speaking beyond the grave… or beyond my internet access.

Don’t you just love your queue?

Sep 1 '13

House cleaning

  • What my room mate thinks he said: Put a bed in the spare room and you can have all the privacy you need.
  • What my room mate actually said: Move everything out of the clogged spare room, somehow finding space for it all (that we both know doesn't exist) in this small condo, clean the walls and ceiling, paint, either sand & polyurethane the floor or carpet it ("Both" is acceptable) and then move furniture in and arrange it to your liking.
Jul 7 '13

Why every woman should insist on male circumcision

Chairman Mao, father of Communist China and leader of 1 billion people:

 Mao’s “genitals were never cleaned.” Instead, Mao said, “I wash myself inside the bodies of my women.”

Yeah, try to get THAT picture out of your head…

Jul 2 '13
Jul 1 '13

Anonymous asked:

Didn't visit that blog, the tags were enough to scare me. But I did send tumblr a msg about it. How did you become aware of this creep?

I found them on the gay tag (#).  I frequently search tags on tumblr and a photo from this blog popped up on my dash looking *Very* suspicious. 

Weirdly, I didn’t even check out the blog itself until after I complained about the photo… sort of, “Did I just make a big deal out of nothing?”

I didn’t.

Jun 23 '13
imperfectbuttheyarenutz:

jtem:

You’re a racist douche bag, if that’s what you mean.

Crying because this was tagged pro terroism. Lmao!

The comment isn’t “pro terrorism,” the dipshit making it is overtly pro terrorism, pro terrorist, anti American, anti Israel.
Seriously, though, if you’re going to keep your head up there you probably don’t want to laugh it off…

imperfectbuttheyarenutz:

jtem:

You’re a racist douche bag, if that’s what you mean.

Crying because this was tagged pro terroism. Lmao!

The comment isn’t “pro terrorism,” the dipshit making it is overtly pro terrorism, pro terrorist, anti American, anti Israel.

Seriously, though, if you’re going to keep your head up there you probably don’t want to laugh it off…