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The Sun's not yellow it's chicken

JTEM whining about this & that, plus the secrets of the universe and the occasional chicken recipe.

Posts tagged Now

Mar 17 '14

Anonymous asked:

Is it true that you are overly excited about making another appearance on STFU tonight?

I am peeing down my leg in expectation.

Mar 3 '14




jtem answered your post: I have to make a typography self portr…

Your heart. Put your heart & soul into it.

woah that was…that was deep. 

unfortunately i cannot literally do this so i think ampersands will suffice.

I like the way this human thinks

thank you, i think

See?  See that?  I told you.

Jan 21 '14
It was so cold this morning that I took a selfie

It was so cold this morning that I took a selfie

Jan 20 '14

Okay, universe, 3 minutes left to startle me in a good way!

Jan 7 '14
Dec 21 '13


how the fuck do ostriches do the doo?

Dec 6 '13

Death by Food

I’m heading over to the Chinese buffet. Goodbye, cruel world.

Dec 5 '13
"I have just three things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are your greatest treasures."
Lao Tzu